Anna Claire brought home a pair of camo sun glasses from the prize box at church. She asked me to take out the lenses. Now she wears them around the house as "real mayor" glasses. And now when we ask her to take them off she tells me she can't see - "everything's fuzzy." Luckily she wears her "eyeball contacts" to school!
As gently as I could I told her she doesn't really have the genetics to need glasses until her 40's. This news did not please the mayor!